so what should I say Pam?

It's 12:36 AM and Pam is wandering around our kitchen looking for something to eat. The chocolate she found in the freezer, seemingly, was not good enough. She returns to the refridgerater again and again and again... still nothing worth eating to satisfy the craving... or take away the hunger... Oh good, she found crackers and peanut butter, and look we have Jam! Bretton's apparently taste like cardboard in the USA (not in Canada) so she has found the Kebbler club crackers...

Can you say "desperate"... with 100% fruit Jam no less... Yes it is true... how sad is she? What she wants is biscuits with Peanut butter and Jam... just because it would be better than crackers... what she REALLY wants is PEPSI (we are working out our differences as best we can) and FRITOS (at least we agree on some things!). The problem is she does not want to drive to WalMart at 12:45 AM... what IS her problem... oh wait, if she had gone to bed 2 hours ago, she wouldn't be in this perdicament... I would show you a picture of this event, but she's already done eating the crackers... there were only five left in the box...

Please... care packages would be deeply appreciated... cupboards emptying... fridge echoing... energy fading......

Of course, we do have 12 packages of Ramen noodles left...

Pam has returned to the fridge... "I WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK!!!"

We have both decided it is time to sleep and face the all staff FAST day that begins tomorrow (today)...